My pussy is not your playground.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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