if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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