This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just had sex on a roof
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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