i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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