My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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