She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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