Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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