What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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