It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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