im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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