my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he fucked my hip out of place.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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