You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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