You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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