Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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