People in love make me want to vomit
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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