I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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