Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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