Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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