There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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