It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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