Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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