no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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