What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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i think my cat just said my name.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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