dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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