Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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