I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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