brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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