That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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