As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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