arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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