we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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