Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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