I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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