U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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