What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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