oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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