The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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