My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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