Got a toothbrush?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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