it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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