If i come over, it means nothing
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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