Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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