Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
