So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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