i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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