So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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