weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
