Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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