he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
zippers are such a cool invention
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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