This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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