There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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