hotel room ftw
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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