I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm getting married
To pizza
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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