Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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