You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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