I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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