You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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