Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I just googled if crying burns calories
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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