id be glad to
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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